- Narrator: While Bullwinkle Moose is miles away on the tiny island of New Greenpernt talking to its king, Bushwick the Thirty-Third.
- King Bushwick: The Thoity-Thoid.
- Narrator: Oh, pardon, Thoity-Thoid.
- Narrator: [about New Greenpernt] Today, everything is different. The people are poor, they don't have two cars in every garage, they don't have two chickens in every pot.
- King Bushwick: We don't even have a pot!
- Narrator: And our friends paddle with might and main for hours, but when dawn broke over the ocean, the island was no nearer.
- Captain Peachfuzz: What do you suppose is the matter, Rocky?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, for one thing, you've been paddling with the wrong end of the paddle.
- [Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz are tied up with Bullwinkle]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Gee, I'm scared.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Oh, I'll think of something, Rocky.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's what I'm scared of.
- [Rocky and Captain Peachfuzz arrive on the shores of New Greenpernt thanks to Peachfuzz's bungling]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, Captain, you lucked in again.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Embarrassing, isn't it?
- Captain Peachfuzz: You sneak around and get ready to cut Bullwinkle loose.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah?
- Captain Peachfuzz: I'll get a big club and charge right at 'em. In the confusion, you should be able to get away.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, but how about you, Captain? They'll capture you, then.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Oh. I haven't figured that part of it. Well, let's do it anyway.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Gee, you're brave, Captain.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Not really. I just can't think of anything else.