The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Sales Call Sublimation (2016)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Good news gentlemen! Amy's at a conference this weekend, which means I'm available to be entertained. As today's youth might put it, who wants to get their Sheld-on?
Howard Wolowitz : Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel. We could always use an extra pair of hands.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, that sounds awful. Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend, scanning for rogue planets. You're more than welcome to join me.
Sheldon Cooper : That's the one to beat! Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, if anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld-off.
Sheldon Cooper : Well then, it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data for hours and hours on a computer screen.
Sheldon Cooper : Stop selling it kid, you won.
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Raj Koothrappali : How did you find that?
Sheldon Cooper : It wasn't difficult. You know how when you see prime numbers they appear red but when they're twin primes they're pink and smell like gasoline?
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Huh, I guess I'm a special boy. You know, sometimes when a boy is special he gets a Fudgsicle. Which, by the way, tastes like the speed of light.
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Raj Koothrappali : So I was thinking, maybe we can come up with a name for the asteroid by combining our names.
Sheldon Cooper : That's a great idea. I've got it! We'll call it Cooper.
Raj Koothrappali : How is that both our names?
Sheldon Cooper : "Koo" from Koothrappali and "per" from Cooper.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, so it's, like, Kooper with a "K"?
Sheldon Cooper : Nah, you're right, that's dumb.
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Sheldon Cooper : What are you doing?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, making sure the telescope's camera is white field balanced.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh.
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Sheldon Cooper : What are you doing now?
Raj Koothrappali : Still making sure the telescope's camera is white field balanced.
Sheldon Cooper : Ah, I see.
[pause]
Sheldon Cooper : How about now?
Raj Koothrappali : Now I'm making sure the telescope's camera is white field balanced and wishing you had a coloring book.
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Raj Koothrappali : There's about six months of data on this hard drive. Why don't you go through it and see if you can spot any patterns or anomalies?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm on it. Hey, look at that: an Indian guy outsourcing a computer job to a white fellow.
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Raj Koothrappali : A medium-sized asteroid.
Sheldon Cooper : That's it? How common. That's the chicken fingers on the menu of space.
Raj Koothrappali : I kind of like chicken fingers.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, me too. I was just stuck for a metaphor.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [on how to name a discovered asteroid] You know what'd be nice? Name it after your girlfriends. Show them how much you care.
Raj Koothrappali : That is a great idea!
Sheldon Cooper : It's perfect. It appears romantic, but it's really just a rock in space that gets me out of Valentine's Day forever.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Dr. Gallo made me realize that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.
Raj Koothrappali : I learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you.