Scream Queens (TV Series)

Handidates (2016)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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Quotes 

• [Sheila is suffering from spontaneous orgasms] 

  Sheila Baumgartner : I am begging you, please make it stop! I'll do anything! Remove my vagina, I don't care!

  Chanel #3 : Wait, can you actually do that? How do you remove negative space?

• Chanel Oberlin : Alright, let's get this body down to the meat locker.

  Chanel #3 : Last time we tried to hide a lot of bodies in a meat locker, like, every single one of them got stolen.

• Chanel #3 : Yoga is just stretching for douchebags.

• [the operating room is splattered in gore] 

  Chanel #3 : Who was operating in here, anyway?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : That Chad Radwell guy was butchering cadavers, for some reason. He said he was practicing for surgery, but mainly he was just chopping off hands and saying the F-word a lot.

• Chanel #3 : There's something I need to confide in you, a secret no one knows. I've never had an orgasm. I didn't even know what there were until recently. I thought they were just moans you did to let the other person know to roll off of you, like an "I'm ready for you to stop" alarm.

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : That's terrible. Orgasms are pretty much the only thing that everyone in the world agrees are great... Well, until Hamilton came along!

  Chanel #3 : It's so original, right?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : Oh, reinvented theater! I mean, a rap musical about the founding fathers? Changed the world.

• Chanel #3 : I am alive but I'm not living. And if it was possible for me to feel anything, I would totally be sobbing right now.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I'm dead.

  Chanel #3 : You mean, like, in trouble?

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : No, like dead. Like, actually dead.

• Chanel #3 : I've seen so much death and tragedy and had so much loss in my life that it's like I'm encased in steel.

• Chanel #3 : What's with the old exercise video?

  Hester Ulrich : Sweatin' to the Oldies 2. When you leave, they'll turn the volume way up. The warden does enjoy her petty torments.

• Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I may be dead but you are not. Please give me the chance to help you see that.

  [Cassidy kisses Chanel #3] 

  Chanel #3 : Wow, your lips are super-cold.

  Dr. Cassidy Cascade : I told you. I'm dead.