The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Positive Negative Reaction (2016)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : [Penny's phone dings] Oh, it's Leonard. He says Sheldon's drunk and they're going to do karaoke if we want to join them.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That sounds fun.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy's phone dings] Oh no. Sheldon's drunk texting me.
Penny Hofstadter : What's it say?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Would you like to sing karaoke with us.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : How's that a drunk text?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, he used a period instead of a question mark; he's so wasted.
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Morning.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Morning.
Howard Wolowitz : [reads Post-It note on the coffee maker] "We"? What is this?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know; maybe it says something on the back.
Howard Wolowitz : "Continued on milk".
[opening fridge]
Howard Wolowitz : If you're tricking me into making my own breakfast it didn't work for my mom and it won't work for you.
[reads note]
Howard Wolowitz : "Are". We are..."See spoons for more."
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What could it be? We are Groot? We are the champions? We are family; I got all my sisters with me.
Howard Wolowitz : [reads the third note] Are you serious?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah.
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Penny Hofstadter : You're not going to get fat. You're going to be beautiful and glowing and-and have the cutest little baby bump ever.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Easy for you to say, skinny bitch! Sorry, hormones.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's all right. All I heard was 'skinny'.
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm sorry I freaked out this morning. I want you to know... I'm done being scared.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's OK to be nervous. I am too.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank God; cause I was lying; you might not have to wait nine months to see someone soil their pants.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, let's go do something to get your mind off this.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, yeah, we should go out.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Where?
Penny Hofstadter : Uh, I don't know, a bar?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Can't drink.
Penny Hofstadter : We can, but all right.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you hungry? How about that sushi place you love?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Doctor said I can't have sushi.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, look, we don't have to go anywhere. We can just, you know, stay here and hang out in the hot tub.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Doctor said I can't go in the hot tub.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe you should get a new doctor.
[Awkward pause]
Amy Farrah Fowler : What, he said you can't laugh either?
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Penny Hofstadter : You get to buy toys and little clothes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I kind of already do that for Howie.