Bill Turnbull: Curtis Weaver
Quotes
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Jenny Kolinsky : Get away from him you bitch!
Jimmy : Your evil master plan has come to an end you hot piece of science-y ass.
Atticus Murphy Jr. : We know you're not the real Hannah but an imposter Hannah.
Curtis Weaver : Oh my god, where's your vagina?
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Todd Smith : Dude, I am so sorry.
Curtis Weaver : Forget it Todd. First you kill my girlfriend, then you make out with her. You're lucky I'm a lover, not a fighter. Because if I were a fighter, I would fight you dude. I don't know if I would win the fight, because I'm not much of a fighter. I'm more of a biter than a puncher. Plus, I'm not really in the best of shape. Plus, I am slightly overweight from all the corn chips and turkey bird sandwiches, but a man has to eat Todd!
Todd Smith : Curtis you're losing you're train of thought.
Curtis Weaver : Stop interrupting! You're like an evil locomotive, chugging down the tracks of my life Todd! And now you've gone and made me forget what I was going to say. Being the pure evil one has turned you into...
Todd Smith : I know, I know, an asshole.
Curtis Weaver : No, a real asshole. That's right. I went there.
