The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Line Substitution Solution (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : You really want me to pick up your mother all by myself?
Leonard Hofstadter : I just feel like it would be a good chance for you to bond.
Penny Hofstadter : Or a way for you to avoid her?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what he is putting on those cards, but you are smarter than ever.
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[first lines]
Penny Hofstadter : [Sheldon holds up a flash card] Helium.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
[Penny holds up a picture flash card]
Sheldon Cooper : Taylor Swift.
Penny Hofstadter : Yes.
[Sheldon holds up another card]
Penny Hofstadter : Pi.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
[Penny holds up another picture]
Sheldon Cooper : Kardashian.
Penny Hofstadter : More specific.
Sheldon Cooper : [after a pause] Khloé?
Penny Hofstadter : Yes!
Sheldon Cooper : Ah! See, I remember because if it looks like Kim, it's Kim; if it looks kinda like Kim, it's Kourtney; if it looks nothing like Kim, it's Khloé.
Penny Hofstadter : [Sheldon holds up another card] Oh, that's a venn diagram. And I remember because I thought to myself: 'Venn is he going to stop talking about this diagram?'
[Leonard enters]
Leonard Hofstadter : What are you guys doing?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, well, we decided to use our breakfast time to expand our respective knowledge bases.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hnh. Let me try.
[Sheldon and Penny each hold up a card]
Leonard Hofstadter : Atom of hydrogen; Adam of Maroon 5; mike drop.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, who is Mike Drop?
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Sheldon Cooper : Bad news. Amy's making me go shopping with her later, so... looks like none of us can go.
Leonard Hofstadter : You do realize we're allowed to have fun without you,
Howard Wolowitz : In fact, that's usually the trick to it.
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Sheldon Cooper : You need to go to the end of the line.
Trevor : Uh, who made you line monitor?
Sheldon Cooper : Mrs. Wuntch in fourth grade. My slogan was "A line that's straight is a line that's great."
Trevor : [to Leonard] Is this guy for real?
Leonard Hofstadter : Boy, I wish I could say no.
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Raj's stick chair] You look like you come with a kickstand.
Raj Koothrappali : You can't make me feel bad.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe not. Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : So, when the aliens brought you back, they just left the probe in?
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Howard Wolowitz : We've waited in a lot of lines together, haven't we?
Sheldon Cooper : Remember when we camped out for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. Sleeping under the stars with other fans who love the show as much as we do.
Leonard Hofstadter : Waking up wondering which of those fans stole our wallets.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey Penny, do you want to go to the airport with me later to pick up my mother?
Penny Hofstadter : Sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : No problem.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey Penny, um, since you're already going to be at the airport, do I need to go?