The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Line Substitution Solution (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Bad news. Amy's making me go shopping with her later, so... looks like none of us can go.
Leonard Hofstadter : You do realize we're allowed to have fun without you,
Howard Wolowitz : In fact, that's usually the trick to it.
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Raj's stick chair] You look like you come with a kickstand.
Raj Koothrappali : You can't make me feel bad.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe not. Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : So, when the aliens brought you back, they just left the probe in?
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Stuart Bloom : Anyone else need anything before I go?
Howard Wolowitz : I'll give you a dollar if you make fun of Raj.
Stuart Bloom : Aw, that's mean.
Howard Wolowitz : Five.
Stuart Bloom : [to Raj] You look like Tigger, if Tigger looked like a jackass.
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[last lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [knocks on bathroom door] Howie, you doin' OK? You've been in there a while.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm fine. Be right out.
Howard Wolowitz : Am I an American hero? Oh, it's a good question, Jim. Don't you think that once an astronaut leaves the planet he's a hero to all the nations of the earth?
[toilet flushes]
Howard Wolowitz : Okey-dokey, I think I have time for one more question.
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Howard Wolowitz : We've waited in a lot of lines together, haven't we?
Sheldon Cooper : Remember when we camped out for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. Sleeping under the stars with other fans who love the show as much as we do.
Leonard Hofstadter : Waking up wondering which of those fans stole our wallets.