The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Line Substitution Solution (2016)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : [Gets into Amy's car] Hey.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you doing here? You're not Sheldon.
Stuart Bloom : I thought that might come up. Sheldon hired me to go shopping with you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hold on. He paid you to get out of spending time with me?
Stuart Bloom : No, it's not like that. There's a long line he'd rather stand in.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Knock on door] Maybe it's Sheldon here to say he's sorry.
[She opens the door, it's Stuart with a bouquet]
Stuart Bloom : Sheldon says he's sorry.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Bernadette, I'll give you five dollars to slam the door.
Stuart Bloom : [as the door closes] I would've done it for three!
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Stuart Bloom : Anyone else need anything before I go?
Howard Wolowitz : I'll give you a dollar if you make fun of Raj.
Stuart Bloom : Aw, that's mean.
Howard Wolowitz : Five.
Stuart Bloom : [to Raj] You look like Tigger, if Tigger looked like a jackass.
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Stuart Bloom : Sheldon, you are the most inconsiderate person I have ever met in my entire life. Where do you get off sending me to shop with your girlfriend?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't understand. You were happy to do this when I hired you. Why are you upset with me now?
Stuart Bloom : I'm not upset with you, but Amy's pretty bent out of shape, so she hired me to let you have it.