The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Line Substitution Solution (2016)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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• Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Knock on door]  Maybe it's Sheldon here to say he's sorry.

  [She opens the door, it's Stuart with a bouquet] 

  Stuart Bloom : Sheldon says he's sorry.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Bernadette, I'll give you five dollars to slam the door.

  Stuart Bloom : [as the door closes]  I would've done it for three!

• Penny Hofstadter : She's my mother-in-law; why can't I bond with her like that?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy's with Sheldon who she loves like a son. You're with her son. Who she doesn't.

• [last lines] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [knocks on bathroom door]  Howie, you doin' OK? You've been in there a while.

  Howard Wolowitz : I'm fine. Be right out.

  Howard Wolowitz : Am I an American hero? Oh, it's a good question, Jim. Don't you think that once an astronaut leaves the planet he's a hero to all the nations of the earth?

  [toilet flushes] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Okey-dokey, I think I have time for one more question.