Mon, Mar 28, 2016
In Episode 12: Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex opens up to the Inseparables about her history with Miller. (We're having a performance review today. I tried extra hard to make this a professional episode description.)
Wed, Mar 30, 2016
In Episode 13: There is a party. And foam swords. There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!. There is dancing. AND FOAM SWORDS. ...I wish I had a foam sword. ...I wish I had friends who would have foam sword fights with me. ...I wish I existed outside of this description box so that I could make friends who would have foam sword fights with me.
Wed, Apr 6, 2016
Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy and Co. seem to think so. And maybe if we all believe hard enough, it'll come true. If you believe, clap your hands. (It's impossible for me to hear you clap, but I'll know whether you did by watching the outcome of this episode.)
Mon, Apr 11, 2016
Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about it. Excuse me while I go ponder the futility of my existence in a world where I am completely incapable of influencing what will happen and my only purpose in life is to record what has already come to pass.
Sat, Apr 30, 2016
Wow. This episode has everything. A new location. French accents. Dramatic poses. People rolling around on furniture. Philosophical musings on juice boxes. Everything except swords. But it's more likely someone would hurt themselves if there were swords so maybe it's for the best. I'd hate it if someone died. Also can you believe they did this episode live? That's daring, I wish I was as brave as them. And for 20 minutes too. I feel like I need to make this description longer to match it. But I don't have a lot to say - It'd be cool if you could leave a comment and I could read it and respond like the characters do in this episode. And then you could leave more comments and that way I would have more things to say. It'd be like a conversation. I used to have conversations with T before they reassigned xir - Anyway. Back to Dorothy. She's gonna try and convince everyone to come back. And that makes me so excited? Because I've missed everyone.
Mon, May 2, 2016
I don't know if any of you read these...or even know I exist. But I'm kinda sad. I thought now that our main characters were back together things would be fine, but they're not? So if you are reading this and want to help make an Episode Description Writer's day, can you, I don't know, like post a joke or share a funny story in the comments? Or don't. It's fine. I'm fine. I'll just console myself with the fact we got a Portiacentric episode and pretend that she's my friend. (I'm so lonely).
Wed, May 4, 2016
This episode is so long and so much happens in it, I don't even know where to BEGIN to describe it. Which I would normally be a lot more stressed about. It's my job, after all, to accurately and succinctly tease the events in each episode. Admittedly, I'm not very good at my job. But I don't want head office to know that. I haven't heard from them since that performance review though. In fact...I haven't heard from anyone except you all (thank you!) in a while.