In the world of porn, parodies = ripoffs. This set of five short parodies manages to add up to less than one actual parody feature and is a complete waste of time.
The selling point is Kleio Valentien covered in red paint with an interesting Maleficent format hairdo as an alien, involved in a light sabre battle and then humping Charles Dera. It's pointless but Kleio is definitely erotic in her body paint.
Going way downhill from there we have a stupid takeoff on "The X Files" which even if it were good (it's not) would be frustrating because it ends with the "To be continued" card -as this material is all website fodder, not made for DVD fans. Penny Pax as Gillian Anderson is a non-starter and Logan Pierce is a poor choice for Mulder. Storyline is non-existent, just the two humping on a ridiculously cheap set pretending to be some sort of lab.
"London Knights" is a British-made vignette starring Ryan Ryder as a vigilante superhero who vaguely reminded me of TV's "Arrow". It's another piece of filler, pointless as an excuse for him to hump Lexi Lowe, dressed in cosplay fashion, staged in a wrestling ring. A satire of Mexican wrestling films with their masked heroes would have been a better idea.
Spoofing personalities rather than shows has three actresses in a lesbian tryst, making fun of singers like Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj and Tyler Swift. This drivel definitely went over my head.
Final segment pairs the wonderful Jesse Volt with the creepy Tommy Pistol, a total turn-off. It was so crappy I can't remember what it was spoofing.
The selling point is Kleio Valentien covered in red paint with an interesting Maleficent format hairdo as an alien, involved in a light sabre battle and then humping Charles Dera. It's pointless but Kleio is definitely erotic in her body paint.
Going way downhill from there we have a stupid takeoff on "The X Files" which even if it were good (it's not) would be frustrating because it ends with the "To be continued" card -as this material is all website fodder, not made for DVD fans. Penny Pax as Gillian Anderson is a non-starter and Logan Pierce is a poor choice for Mulder. Storyline is non-existent, just the two humping on a ridiculously cheap set pretending to be some sort of lab.
"London Knights" is a British-made vignette starring Ryan Ryder as a vigilante superhero who vaguely reminded me of TV's "Arrow". It's another piece of filler, pointless as an excuse for him to hump Lexi Lowe, dressed in cosplay fashion, staged in a wrestling ring. A satire of Mexican wrestling films with their masked heroes would have been a better idea.
Spoofing personalities rather than shows has three actresses in a lesbian tryst, making fun of singers like Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj and Tyler Swift. This drivel definitely went over my head.
Final segment pairs the wonderful Jesse Volt with the creepy Tommy Pistol, a total turn-off. It was so crappy I can't remember what it was spoofing.