- Homer Simpson: I was up for that job, and they gave it to someone who can't even speak English. It's humidifying.
- [Watching Kent Brockman break down on television]
- Marge Simpson: You're not eating.
- Homer Simpson: How can you eat during the sight of imploding celebrity?
- Bart Simpson: We have lip quiver, people.
- Luann Van Houten: You're getting too overexcited, Milhouse. You'll get a nosebleed.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I will not!
- [Blood comes out of his ear]
- Milhouse Van Houten: See?
- Bart Simpson: Otto, will you take us to the food processing district?
- Otto Mann: No can do, man.
- Bart Simpson: I just remembered, we have a field trip to the food processing district today.
- Otto Mann: Oh, man, we're late!