Rocknaldo
- Episode aired Feb 24, 2017
- 11m
Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.
Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City.
Ronaldo: [Handing out pamphlets] Protect yourself against the menace of...
Steven Universe: Ronaldo, wait! What is this?
Ronaldo: Well, technically, it's an infozine pamphlet, but I've been calling them Ronalphlets.
Steven Universe: I-I get that part. I'm talking about all this mean stuff you're saying about the Crystal Gems!
Ronaldo: No, no, no. Crystal Gems aren't rock people, Crystal Gems fight rock people. See my documentary, 'Rising Tides, Crashing Skies'.
Steven Universe: Crystal Gems don't just fight rock people. We are rock people! Also, don't say 'rock people'. It's offensive.
Ronaldo: Rock people are different, obviously. For starters, they have rocks embedded in their bodies.
Steven Universe: [Lifts up his shirt to reveal the Rose Quartz gem embedded in his navel] Like this?
Ronaldo: But they can summon weapons from the mud dimension!
[Steven pulls his shield out from his gem without saying a word]
Ronaldo: No, no. You're not getting it. They can alter their forms! That's how they trick humans into loving them!
[Steven shows Ronaldo his 'cat finger', which meows]
Ronaldo: Awww. Wait a second...