Red Dead Redemption II (2018 Video Game)

James Anthony McBride: Uncle

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• Uncle : Come, have a seat, Morgan. We were discussin' ladies bloomers.

• Uncle : [Arthur has woken him up from sleeping]  I was thinkin'.

  Arthur Morgan : Does it pay well?

  Uncle : Well, eventually.

  Arthur Morgan : So, while the rest of us are busy stealing, killing, lying, fighting to try and survive, you get to think all day.

  Uncle : It's a strange world we live in, Arthur Morgan.

• Uncle : You are a sad man, Arthur Morgan, but I know you love me.

  Arthur Morgan : Desperately. You're my favorite parasite. No, ringworm's my favorite parasite; you're my second favorite parasite.

  Uncle : Very funny.

  Arthur Morgan : I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.

  Uncle : Shut up.

• Arthur Morgan : So that's how you see yourself, is it? A maniac?

  Uncle : Well, in my youth, I used to be known as the "one-shot kid."

  Arthur Morgan : Okay... I'm not gonna ask why.

• Uncle : [building a house]  First thing it says is the foundation, which involves moving those heavy wooden joists. Definitely not a job for a man with terminal lumbago... unless you want to dig a six foot hole for me when the work day's over.

  John Marston : Don't tempt me.

• Uncle : [building a house]  I'll do the reading and the planning, you do the building.

  John Marston : How did I know you'd try to weasel your way out of doing any work?

  Uncle : Oh now that is just plain unfair. It's... it's inaccurate and not what's gonna happen. I'm simply going to use what I've got, which is a brain. While you use what you've got, which is less of a brain.

• Uncle : You're turning into a regular old fairy godmother there, Arthur.

  Arthur Morgan : What's that supposed to mean?

  Mary-Beth Gaskill : It means you've got a heart. A small one, perhaps, hidden deep inside, but a real one. And you haven't, you repulsive old lizard.

  Uncle : Lizards have hearts.

• John Marston : How are we gonna pay for this?

  Uncle : Same way we pay for everything.

  Ansel Atherton : [at the bank]  I just wish I could help you, sir. You've been a good customer, and I like you, and David Geddes likes you...

  Uncle : Now I-I...

  Ansel Atherton : But THIS man is very annoying.

  John Marston : Can you just gimme a few days?

  Ansel Atherton : Of course.

  John Marston : [outside]  I really enjoy begging and watching you make a fool of yourself.

• Uncle : You're hopeless. I mean that literally, ya got no hope.