Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas (2016)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Dr. Santa Claw
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : So after we realize Santa shanghaied the Keebler elves through some sort of illegal cloning ring, our main villain, Dr. Claw, enters the picture. Yes, this is really happening. Dr. Claw is dressing up like Santa. I am not prepared for this kind of silly.
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Nostalgia Critic : If life gives you lemons, you say fuck lemons, where's my Christmas?
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Nostalgia Critic : As part of celebrating the holidays, we also have to look at the weirdest parts of it.
[a clip of Patrick Stewart in a hat dancing on his head while singing "We Are Santa's Elves" is shown]
Nostalgia Critic : No, not Patrick Stewart wearing a singing elf hat. You can watch that later. I'm, of course, talking about "Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas". It's a weird list of people who have saved Christmas, isn't it? Ernest, the Berenstain Bears, the Glo Friends, Elmo, Mater from "Cars", Diego, the Bratz Babyz, escaped mental ward patients, Felix the Cat. It kind of feels like anyone can save Christmas, it's not particularly hard. So why not throw Inspector Gadget into the mix?
