Garry Shandling: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Garry Shandling : They have this flight recorder - the black box. So if the plane goes down, you can hear what the pilot said, to know what caused the accident? They oughta have this on cars, so you can hear what caused the accident - hear guys yellin' stuff like, "Those are the biggest boobs I've - " BOOM!

• Garry Shandling : My eye doctor - he's, like, 25 years old, right? He's a practical joker. So help me, he's got pictures of his family on his desk - all blurred.

• Garry Shandling : I know a girl who asked her dad about makin' love when she was 12 years old, and her dad said, "Well, one day you're gonna want to do that with one very special person." When I was 12 and asked my dad, he said, "Well, Garry, one day you're gonna try to do that with everyone you can. Just tell them you're that very special person."