Powerless (TV Series)

Win, Luthor, Draw (2017)

Alan Tudyk: Van Wayne

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Emily Locke : Guess who just got her first place?

  Van Wayne : Me, although you can't really call a tiger a place and it's not my first one.

• [Emily is wearing a borrowed sweater covered with pictures of cats] 

  Van Wayne : Emily, this is Chairman West.

  Chairman Dean West : Nice to meet you... Catwoman.

• [Emily's division has been purchased by LexCorp] 

  Van Wayne : I don't know about you, but I'm making a play to stay.

  Emily Locke : Oh my god, Van! Did you shave your head just to suck up to Lex Luthor?

  Van Wayne : Emily, this is a fresh start for me. I got a new ass to kiss, a new nose to brown. If anyone asks, I've always been bald.

• [last lines] 

  Chairman Dean West : [apparently speaking to the camera]  What will become of our little gang of scrappy underdogs? Will Bruce Wayne bail out our heroes or will the treacherous Lex Luthor seek revenge?

  [the gang slowly reacts to Chairman West's speech as the camera reveals he's speaking to a potted plant] 

  Chairman Dean West : What do you think, tree? You always tell me the truth.

  Van Wayne : Why is he talking to a plant?

  Teddy : Are we even sure he works here?

  Emily Locke : You know, we might still have our jobs.

  Van Wayne : I'm going to call Bruce.