Powerless (TV Series)

Emergency Punch-Up (2017)

Danny Pudi: Teddy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Teddy : Oh, you're watching "The Making of a Supervillain"? I finished that last night.

  Ron : Well, do not tell me how it ends, but I think he's innocent.

  Teddy : Seriously? His name is Dr. Psycho.

  Ron : Yeah, but his original name was *Psychowitz*. They forced him to change it on Ellis Island.

  Wendy : The real villain is the criminal justice system.

  Ron : Go on, girl!

  Teddy : Idiots. He tied Wonder Woman to a rocket ship.

  Ron : Oh, the D.A. said he tied her to a rocket ship, but if that's the case, where's the rope, Teddy? Where's the rope?

• Emily Locke : I hope everyone used my checklist of what to bring.

  Teddy : I did! Oh, crap, I forgot my positive attitude.

  Emily Locke : Lucky for you, I brought enough for everybody.

• Teddy : Why did you put Dorothy in our group? Okay, you know she's not gonna be an asset in the tug-of-war, I'll tell you that right now.

  Emily Locke : My job is to look out for everybody.

  Van Wayne : Oh, uh-uh, Dorothy can ride in my chopper. I mean, she's so old, maybe I'll just drop her off in heaven.

• [ominous alarm sounds] 

  Ron : Which alarm is that? Zombie virus?

  Jackie : Alien invasion? Giant spider robots from another dimension where the Nazis won?

  Teddy : No, that one goes "Ee-you-ee-you-ee-you".

  Emily Locke : [looking through the office's disaster manual]  No, it's a gas attack.

  Ron , Jackie , Teddy , Wendy : Ugh!

• Emily Locke : Okay, hold on, hold on, I can fix this. Now there's no reason we can't have fun and bond here. You know, I've got my karaoke machine and...

  Wendy , Teddy , Jackie , Ron : No!

  Emily Locke : So that's a maybe on the karaoke.

• Emily Locke : And to pass the time, I have a bunch of fun games. It'll be just like we're at the retreat.

  Wendy : So there's kayaking?

  Emily Locke : Well, no.

  Ron : Parasailing?

  Emily Locke : No.

  Van Wayne : Wakeboarding?

  Emily Locke : No, and before anyone asks another one, we are trapped in the office the limitations of which you are very familiar.

  Teddy : Whitewater rafting?

  Emily Locke : Shut up, Teddy.

• Jackie : Guys, Van/Gabe is right. I think we know the sacrifice we need to make to get Emily back in here.

  Wendy , Teddy , Van Wayne , Ron : Oh

  [bleep] 

  Wendy , Teddy , Van Wayne , Ron : !

  [the gang starts to sing Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone" on the karaoke machine] 

• [last lines] 

  Teddy : You know, we're thinking about to going to karaoke tonight. Do you want...

  Emily Locke : I'm in! I love karaoke.

  Teddy : We figured.

  Emily Locke : Can we sing Kelly Clarkson?

  Ron : Mm-hmm.