Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan Abridged (2016 TV Movie)

Nick Landis: Krillin, Master Roshi, Vegeta, Piccolo

Quotes 

• Trunks : Father, just call him Goku!

  Vegeta : And disrespect my heritage? I will address him with the name given to him by the glorious Saiyan race: Kakarot, Kakarot, KAKAROT!

• Trunks : My name is Trunks!

  Paragus : Hello, Princess Trunks!

  Trunks : I'm not a...

  Vegeta : As my first decree, you shall only call her Princess Trunks!

• Son Goku : Hey, guys... be real with me. Is this the worst, or what?

  Piccolo : Frankly, at this point, I wish we could open up the Dead Zone and bring back Garlic Jr.

  Trunks : I can't believe I'm saying it... but I'll take some more androids, please.

  Vegeta : And I'd rather get kicked in the dick a thousand more times, than hear that idiot scream Kakarot's name again.

  Gohan : I'd even take Turles, and he was just an evil version of my dad.

  Vegeta : Wait, that guy with the tree? Is he alive?

  Son Goku : Not any more... also that Wheelo guy, he was nice...

  Gohan : Oh, yeah, too bad he died of brain cancer...

  [later, at the end of the film] 

  Piccolo : I'm just throwing this out there... but nobody brought up Lord Slug, and I feel that's kind of racist...

• Vegeta : You've been ignoring someone this whole time.

  Broly : ...Broly's wife?

  Trunks : Well, technically, I was the one who killed Frieza...

  Broly : That's hot.

  Vegeta : No, you mouth-breather! You have been ignoring your king!

  Broly : What is a king, to a god?

  Vegeta : And what is a god, to a NON-BELIEVER?

  [Vegeta goes Super Saiyan, but Broly decks him] 

  Broly : Do you believe now?

• Paragus : That is my son, Broly. Forgive him, he is a very passive Saiyan.

  Vegeta : Beta male, got it. But for the sake of the Saiyan race, he has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

  Trunks : EXCUSE YOU?

  Vegeta : Shut up, boy! Think of the bloodline!

• Trunks : Do you even know what you're doing?

  Vegeta : I don't need to, I'm king!

• Piccolo : What the fuck are you doing back here?

  Vegeta : I don't know what's going on anymore... he's so cool, but he's so goddamn dumb...

  Piccolo : [grabs Vegeta]  Okay, Vegeta, while you're having this crisis, we're out there getting beaten to a bloody paste!

  Vegeta : But you don't understand! The legendary Super Saiyan is motivated by a crying infant! He is a literal giant fucking baby!

  Piccolo : So, kind of like what you're being right now?

  Vegeta : You're just mad you're not the legendary Super Namekian.

  Piccolo : [drops him]  All right, fine Vegeta.