The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Comic-Con Conundrum (2017)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : There's my pretty girlfriend.
[pats her shoulder]
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm not going with you to Comic-Con.
Sheldon Cooper : You, what! Can't a man just be happy to see his woman and pat her on her second most erogenous ball and socket joint?
Amy Farrah Fowler : He can, but it's still not changing my mind.
Sheldon Cooper : [seductively] Well, maybe what's in my pants will change your mind.
[Amy turns to face him, hopefully]
Sheldon Cooper : It's a list of this year's panelists. It's long, isn't it?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe you should find someone to help you get your finances under control.
Raj Koothrappali : Like a business manager?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, absolutely not! You can't afford to hire somebody who'll forbid you from spending your money on foolish expenses. It's a foolish expense and I forbid it.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, what if there's somebody who just likes controlling other people and stealing joy from their lives?
Sheldon Cooper : He sounds like a sociopath.
Leonard Hofstadter : We don't know; his mother never had him tested.
Sheldon Cooper : You're talking about me. Very funny. Although... I would enjoy drawing up a budget and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [using a mechanical calculator] Uh-huh. Interesting. OK.
Raj Koothrappali : How bad is it?
Sheldon Cooper : Let me put it this way: do you own a barrel and suspenders?
Raj Koothrappali : Are you serious?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not wearing this visor to play women's golf.
Penny Hofstadter : [Penny enters] Hi. Oh, let me guess. You guys are drafting your fantasy accounting firms.
Leonard Hofstadter : We're helping Raj figure out his finances.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, he has a job; how bad can it be?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, his rent and car lease are exceedingly high. You couple that with his penchant for dining out and shopping...
Penny Hofstadter : Wai-wait, not shopping for clothes right? Because look...
[gestures at Raj]
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Penny says they're ready to go.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well. Prepare for a long night of deceit.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, women can wear makeup. It's not lying!
Sheldon Cooper : I was talking about Leonard. And if makeup is so truthful, why is it called concealer?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Now we're going as Hulk and She-Hulk! I don't wanna take my shirt off at Comic-Con!
Sheldon Cooper : If I may speak for Comic-Con, we don't want that either.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I thought your father paid all your credit cards.
Raj Koothrappali : I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.
Sheldon Cooper : What kind of emergency happened at the LA Zoo?
Raj Koothrappali : That's a penguin I sponsor. They're losing their homes to global warming and my car gets like seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.
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Howard Wolowitz : You actually think Penny will have fun at Comic Con?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, which will make me miserable, which is usually Sheldon's job.
Sheldon Cooper : She's gonna hate waiting in line for the panels.
Howard Wolowitz : She's gonna hate the crowds at the panels.
Sheldon Cooper : She's gonna hate the panels.
Leonard Hofstadter : She's gonna hate how often we say the word "panels".
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hang on, so I have to bring Penny, you can't afford it, Howard's gonna get in trouble, and he' s going to have a great time?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm going to go as Dumbledore.