Alan Tudyk: Van Wayne

Quotes 

• Emily Locke : Bad news, Teddy. Corporate called, and they want you to redo those sketches on the home security line.

  Teddy : [groans]  Ah, those sketches were perfect. You know what, if I had your job, I would tell Corporate to kill my ass, and if Van were here, I'd tell him to kiss my ass too.

  Van Wayne : I am here.

  Teddy : Looking forward to getting to work on those sketches, sir.

• Van Wayne : I've decided not to toilet-paper Bruce Wayne's house. It's beneath me.

  Jackie : You couldn't figure out where to buy toilet paper.

  Van Wayne : And they laughed at me when I asked!