A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Hostile Hospital: Part One (2018)
Lucy Punch: Esmé Squalor
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Quotes
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Esmé Squalor : When I was 14, I was crowned False Spring Queen. We had this whole ceremony with my Snow Scout troop, at the top of a mountain. They did a little dance around a pole. It's where I discovered my love of pole dancing. Then, on the way back down the mountain, we stayed in a cave full of hibernating bears. Which, incidentally, is when I discovered my great love of fur.
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White Faced Woman #1 : You're "dead."
White Faced Woman #2 : And the Baudelaires are wanted for your "murder."
Count Olaf : Thanks to those idiots at The Daily Punctilio, I'm a free man.
Esmé Squalor : I thought we were officially dating.
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Esmé Squalor : When I was 14, I was crowned False Spring Queen. We had this whole ceremony with my Snow Scout troupe at the top of a mountain. They did a little dance around a pole. It's where I discovered my love of pole dancing. Then, on the way back down the mountain, we stayed in a cave full of hibernating bears. Which, incidentally, is when I discovered my great love of fur.
