The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proposal Proposal (2017)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : Who would've thought that Sheldon and Amy would be the next two to tie the knot?
Raj Koothrappali : Tell me about. I'm the one who caught the bouquet at Leonard and Penny's wedding.
Stuart Bloom : Okay. Uh, you know, they might like this. Superman and Wonder Woman, it's kind of romantic.
Raj Koothrappali : Hmm. You know what? Why am I buying them a gift? They have love. Screw them and their happiness. What do you have for someone who's bitter and alone?
Stuart Bloom : [gesturing around the store] Literally everything.
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Raj Koothrappali : They're my friends, and I should be happy for them. And... and I'm trying, but all I feel is this gnawing, empty sensation in my gut.
Stuart Bloom : I had that once. Turned out it was a tapeworm.
Raj Koothrappali : Cool. Uh... it's just... it's hard talking to my other friends about this, but I knew you'd understand.
Stuart Bloom : Why is that?
Raj Koothrappali : Because you and I are both alone, which is actually kind of comforting, because at least we can be alone together.
Stuart Bloom : Mm. This is... this is awkward. I, um... I was actually gonna close up a little early tonight 'cause I have a date.
Raj Koothrappali : Really?
Stuart Bloom : Yeah.
Raj Koothrappali : Forgive me if I'm having trouble being happy for you.
Stuart Bloom : Don't be silly. I'm loving your pain.
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Sheldon Cooper : We're engaged.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my god, that's amazing! Wait, uh, tell me everything.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, Dr. Nowitzki was kissing me...
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay, you can stop leading with that part of the story.
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Raj Koothrappali : Now that Sheldon's out of the picture, I could give you one more chance to go out with me.
Ramona Nowitzki : Nope. I'm good.
Raj Koothrappali : You sure? I will not ask again.
Ramona Nowitzki : I sincerely hope not.
Raj Koothrappali : Very well. I'm going to leave before this gets awkward.