The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you really gonna plan a wedding in three months?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, well, her family's doing most of the work. They're amazing. We talk all the time.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Raj Koothrappali : Because we're about to get married and they're gonna be my family.
Sheldon Cooper : Amy and I are married, and I never talk to her family.
Penny Hofstadter : Really? My parents love Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. And my mother loves Penny, which is weird, because I never knew she could love.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, guys, before Anu gets here, can I talk about the seating situation? I really don't want her to sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no problem. Bernadette, floor.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey!
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, you can't make my wife sit on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Howard, floor.
Penny Hofstadter : Fine, I'll sit on the floor.
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you, Penny. And Leonard, I was kind of hoping I could sit next to Anu.
Leonard Hofstadter : So now I have to sit next on the floor? It's my house. Why can't Sheldon sit on the floor?
Sheldon Cooper : That might be the dumbest thing you have ever said.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you guys have any plans for Valentine's Day?
Leonard Hofstadter : Three months from now? No.
Penny Hofstadter : What, no?
Leonard Hofstadter : I mean, secret romantic plans that would be ruined if I told you.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's going on, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, how would you guys feel about going to India for my wedding?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, that's so exciting!
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you will never guess what I have planned for Valentine's Day.
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Howard Wolowitz : Guys, guys, there's a simple solution.
Raj Koothrappali : I am not breaking up with her.
Howard Wolowitz : All right. Let's keep thinking.
Raj Koothrappali : [a few minutes later] Hey, everybody, it's Anu.
Anu : Hi.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny Hofstadter , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Amy Farrah Fowler : [all crammed onto one cushion] Hi!
Sheldon Cooper : [in his spot] Welcome!
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Leonard, can you pause the game for a second?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, hang on. I'm about to beat Howard.
[Howard pauses the game]
Leonard Hofstadter : What? Hey!
Howard Wolowitz : What? He's our friend. What's up, pal?
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Raj Koothrappali : I don't know how else to say this, but, um, Anu and I are going to have sex tonight.
Howard Wolowitz : [a little too interested] Yeah...
Leonard Hofstadter : Do you know how creepy that sounds?
Howard Wolowitz : [in the same tone] Yeah...
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, is this the first time?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : How you feeling about it?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh... to be honest, I'm pretty anxious. I mean, this is the woman I'm marrying. What if it's no good? Do we break up? Do we... sign on for a lifetime of mediocre sex?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's... just don't put so much pressure on it. I-It's always a little awkward in the beginning. I remember the first time I slept with Penny.
Raj Koothrappali : It was bad?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, dude, it was awesome! I will replay it in my head until the day I die.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, if it helps, I was really nervous my first time with Bernie, but mostly because I was worried my mom would walk in.
Leonard Hofstadter : Did she?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey. You look deep in thought.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, I'm just reflecting.
Penny Hofstadter : About what?
Leonard Hofstadter : The first time we slept together.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, honey, don't beat yourself up. It's great now.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering] This is not good. Sheldon is hanging out with my mom.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, o-one sec.
[to Penny]
Leonard Hofstadter : Wh-what do you mean "don't beat myself up"?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Guys, focus. My mom thinks that Sheldon is the reason I don't spend a lot of time with her.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, why would she think that?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because I told her. Do you need a cup of coffee? Wake up!