The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Consummation Deviation (2018)
Teller: Larry Fowler
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : So, how does this work with in-laws? Am I supposed to be calling you Dad? Because I don't want to.
Larry Fowler : You don't have to.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, thanks, Larry. Ooh. That doesn't sound right. Maybe I should pick a vegetable for you.
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[last lines]
Larry Fowler : Would anyone like to see the magic trick Howard taught me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'd love to see your trick, daddy.
Larry Fowler : [standing up] A perfectly ordinary table knife. Watch closely.
[he makes it disappear]
Larry Fowler : Voila.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, my gosh, that was so good.
[blood begins to seep from his hands]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, look, there's fake blood, too.
Larry Fowler : [hurrying to the bathroom] I'll be right back.
Mrs. Fowler : I don't know about you, but I don't really like magic.
Sheldon Cooper : You just keep getting better and better.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi, daddy.
Larry Fowler : Hey, pumpkin.
Sheldon Cooper : Pumpkin! I've been calling her Spaghetti Squash. It's amazing that one woman can be different vegetables to different men.
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Sheldon Cooper : It's called "Lethal Weapon", but isn't that redundant? Aren't weapons, but their very nature, lethal?
Larry Fowler : I suppose you're right.
Sheldon Cooper : And don't even get me started on "Unsolved Mysteries".
Larry Fowler : I didn't get you started on "Lethal Weapon".
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Howard Wolowitz : What are you guys up to?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, father-in-law/son-in-law bonding. It's going great. Look at what he bought me at the train store.
[he takes out and blows a whistle]
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, it sounded louder in the car.
Howard Wolowitz : Cool. Can I see it?
Sheldon Cooper : [handing it over] Hmm? Sure.
Howard Wolowitz : Interesting. This is one of those disappearing whistles.
Sheldon Cooper : What are you talking about?
Howard Wolowitz : [making it disappear] Voila.
Larry Fowler : Amazing. Where did it go?
Howard Wolowitz : Look in your pocket.
Larry Fowler : [taking it out] Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh, how did you do that?
Howard Wolowitz : Sorry, a magician never shares his secrets.
Larry Fowler : I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Howard Wolowitz : Sold!
Larry Fowler : Okay. Hey. Where's my wallet?
Howard Wolowitz : [making it appear] Voila.
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Larry Fowler : [Howard shows him the "linked rings" trick] It's like you're actually magic.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You can do that, but you still can't get my bra off?
Howard Wolowitz : The rings don't roll their eyes at me.
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Howard Wolowitz : What's up?
Sheldon Cooper : I need you to stop being so delightful.
Howard Wolowitz : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm supposed to be bonding with him. You have your own father-in-law. Leave mine alone.
Howard Wolowitz : Tell you what, you take my father-in-law, I'll take yours.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't want your father-in-law.
Howard Wolowitz : [doing the "coin behind the ear" trick] Well, what if I throw in a quarter?
Larry Fowler : [giddy like a little kid] Do it again! Do it again!