The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Paintball Scattering (2019)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : A toast to Sheldon and Amy and the publication of your super-asymmetry paper. We are so proud of you guys. Cheers.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : Yay.
[they clink their glasses and sip their drinks]
Sheldon Cooper : Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, have you guys gotten any feedback yet?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, there are some comments online, but we haven't read them. We decided we don't care what people say about our work.
Penny Hofstadter : Good for you. People online can be so mean. I posted a picture of myself on Instagram, and some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear.
Leonard Hofstadter : And yet somehow, she soldiers on.
Penny Hofstadter : Mm.
Sheldon Cooper : Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift. It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, as I always say, a stranger's just a friend who hasn't complimented me yet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay. I'll read them.
Leonard Hofstadter : If any of them accuse you of being too pretty, Penny can help you through it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny and I were thinking of getting a big paintball game together.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, Leonard, why does she want to shoot you?
Leonard Hofstadter : She doesn't want to shoot me.
Raj Koothrappali : Who doesn't want to shoot you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny.
Raj Koothrappali : No, that doesn't sound right.
Leonard Hofstadter : She just wants to play paintball. It combines my love of whimsy with her love of making grown men cry.
Howard Wolowitz : Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't need to ask her?
Howard Wolowitz : No. I've been pretty annoying lately. She's gonna want to shoot me.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, we're doing a big paintball game on Saturday if you two want to join.
Denise : Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.
Penny Hofstadter : Ugh. That sucks.
Denise : Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [reading feedback to their paper] Okay, here's one from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
Sheldon Cooper : Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know. What if he's mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if he's complimentary?
Sheldon Cooper : I want to know.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay. He says...
Sheldon Cooper : I don't want to know.
Leonard Hofstadter : [taking the phone] All right, just... let me see it.
[reading the message]
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, this is... this is really positive. Wow, it's, like, *really* positive. He says i-it might be the discovery of the decade.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [he hands the phone back] He's right. They love it!
Sheldon Cooper : This is so exciting. Oh, this may be the Dr. Cooper talking, but pour me another Dr. Cooper.