- Stuart Bloom: Whoa, whoa! You're not gonna cut open a meteor, are you? Have you not learned anything from comic books? Space viruses? Pod people? I sell nothing, but warnings.
- Sheldon Cooper: I went down to the city compliance office to turn you in.
- Howard Wolowitz: Are you kidding?
- Sheldon Cooper: But I didn't do it. I filled out the form and then realized that the unwritten laws of friendship are more important than the written rules of the city of Altadena City and Planning Department.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Aw.
- Howard Wolowitz: Really? Aw?
- Sheldon Cooper: And you'll be happy to know that while I was there I did look into your neighbor's balcony and it is encroaching on your property line. I had all this pent-up snitch energy so I reported him hard.
- Howard Wolowitz: What did they say?
- Sheldon Cooper: He's going to have to remove it.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: So the good guys win?
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I don't know if I'd call you the good guys. You're enforcing a law on him which you're willfully ignoring yourselves.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Uh. All right, fine. The morally compromising guys win!
- Sheldon Cooper: Apparently so.
- Stuart Bloom: Is it me or has no one been in the store for hours?
- Denise: Yeah, it's weirdly quiet. Nobody's in the street.
- Stuart Bloom: Huh, that's strange.
- Denise: You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Stuart Bloom: They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague.
- Denise: Exactly.
- Stuart Bloom: Let me just lock up here.
- Denise: Okay, so what do we do?
- Stuart Bloom: Uh, well, if this is a worst case scenario and we're the last two people alive we're gonna have to rebuild civilization.
- Denise: Do you have any special skills?
- Stuart Bloom: I can draw. How bout you?
- Denise: I can play clarinet.
- Stuart Bloom: I didn't know that.
- Denise: Yeah. Ten years. Ah.
- Stuart Bloom: You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to repopulate the earth.
- Denise: I'm okay with that.
- Stuart Bloom: So shall we?
- Denise: Wait here. I'm gonna brush my teeth.
- Stuart Bloom: [Sheldon shows up] We're closed.
- Sheldon Cooper: This is going on Yelp.
- Raj Koothrappali: [Zombie Leonard chomps on Bert] Stop eating Bert!
- [Zombie Leonard spits out a chunk of Bert and goes after Raj]
- Raj Koothrappali: Keep eating Bert!