The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Long Distance Dissonance (2017)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : [knock-knock-knock]  Amy.

  [knock-knock-knock] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy.

  [knock-knock-knock] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy.

  [Amy opens the door and sees Sheldon on one knee with an engagement ring] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Will you marry me?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.

  Sheldon Cooper : A fine institution. The place where Albert Einstein taught, and where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill.

• Penny Hofstadter : Think of yourself as one of those limited-edition toys people like to collect.

  Sheldon Cooper : I already do.

  Penny Hofstadter : Well then, you get it.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, because there's only one of me, I'm more valuable.

  Penny Hofstadter : Right.

  Sheldon Cooper : Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

• Sheldon Cooper : This is from Patrick Stewart. It says, if I come to his house again, I get to meet his dogs.

• Sheldon Cooper : Oh, one last thing. If you find yourself working with a male scientist, who's as smart as me, as tall as me, and has hair like Thor, well then, I want you to step away from the situation and call me immediately.