The Orville (TV Series)
Krill (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Lt. Gordon Malloy : Dude, we're vampire hunters.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Lets go!
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Alara, open a hailing channel. Attention Krill ship, this is the U.S.S...
Lt. Alara Kitan : Ah, I haven't done it yet.
[cutting Ed off]
Capt. Ed Mercer : Oh, sorry.
Lt. Alara Kitan : Okay, you're on.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Now?
Lt. Alara Kitan : Yeah.
Capt. Ed Mercer : All right.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : We were just on our way to get our chin-horns waxed.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Attention, Krill ship. This is the USS Orville. Cease fire immediately, or we will respond.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : In the history of space battles, has that ever worked?
Lt. Cmdr. Bortus : They have ceased firing upon the planet.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : I stand corrected.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : [during a battle with the Krill] Somebody put that out!
Capt. Ed Mercer : What happened to automatic fire suppression?
Lt. Alara Kitan : That's the panel that caught fire.
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Admiral Ozawa : You and your helmsman are gonna take that shuttle across the border and infiltrate a Krill vessel. You're going to obtain a copy of the Anhkana.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Admiral, there has to be someone with more undercover experience.
Capt. Ed Mercer : [insulted] Oh. Thanks.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : What? You want to risk death on a Krill ship?
Capt. Ed Mercer : No, but you also don't have to make me look bad with company over.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : I'm sorry. We had no choice.
Teleya : Where are the children?
Capt. Ed Mercer : Arrangements have been made to return them to their families on Krill.
Teleya : And what about me?
Capt. Ed Mercer : I don't know. But I can promise you that you won't be harmed.
Teleya : You will forgive me if I have difficulty believing that from the man who just killed my crew.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Our mission was in the interest of peace. But your crew was going to murder 100,000 people. What the hell else could I have done?
Teleya : Why did you save the children?
Capt. Ed Mercer : They're kids. With their whole lives ahead of them. They're not my enemies.
Teleya : After what they saw you do today... they will be. They will be.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Apparently, the atmosphere of the Krill homeworld is permanently shrouded by a dense cloud cover that obscures 96% of the sunlight from the planet's surface. A world existing in perpetual night.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : No wonder they're so cranky all the time.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : [reading excerpts from the Anhkana] Oh, god, their literature is gruesome. It's like a Bret Easton Ellis novel.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : As soon as the surge is initiated, meet met at the rendezvous point. Mercer out.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : [taking a few steps] Malloy to Mercer.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Mercer here. What is it, Gordon?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : Sorry. What's the rendezvous point again?
Capt. Ed Mercer : For god's sake, the bridge, Gordon. We meet on the bridge.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : Oh, right, yeah. Got it. Sorry. Brain fart.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Ed, They are sending you out into enemy space and you acting like it's some big joke! My God, if you are discovered...
Capt. Ed Mercer : Look Kelly, Why do you think I'm trying to lighten the mood here ? I'm scared off my ass.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Ed, there are families down there.
Capt. Ed Mercer : I know.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : They's probably a lot single people, too.