"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Robert Mitchum/Dick Van Patten/George Miller/Dennis Madalone (TV Episode 1978) - Johnny Carson as Self - Host

Johnny Carson : [looking at Tommy's green jacket] Doc is a fashion plate, but look what's happening - he's gettin' into your territory!

Doc Severinsen : I think that's in honor of The Masters.

Johnny Carson : That's right - The Masters golf tournament is on. You know - you know the winner gets the green jacket every year?

Tommy Newsom : I'm ready.

Johnny Carson : You're ready for the *Old* Masters.
Johnny Carson : Israel's prime minister Menachem Begin just ordered a new settlement built on Vanessa Redgrave.
Johnny Carson : I don't want sympathy - I want laughs!... But you can tell...

Doc Severinsen : Better take the sympathy.
Johnny Carson : Can you imagine Jerry Brown as president? He'd be the first - he'd be the first president with a classified mantra.
Dennis Madalone : I did a 80-footer off a ski lift, hanging.

Johnny Carson : 80-footer?

Dennis Madalone : Yeah - a ski lift dropped, and I went 80 feet into two stacks of boxes under snow. So that kinda aired me out for a week - I couldn't eat pretzels.

Johnny Carson : What - could I ask you what they pay you for, uh...

Dennis Madalone : Uh... they pay us pretty well.

Johnny Carson : Well, that's more than I thought it was.

Johnny Carson: Self - Host