- Himself - Host: [about Jamestown] Is there a plaque there someplace?
- Lucille Ball: No, a plot. They have a hulluva cemetery.
- Lucille Ball: I wanted to say "I feel like a pregnant goose" and they told me I could say "I feel like an expectant swan."
- Himself - Host: Are your feelings easily hurt?
- Lucille Ball: Yes, I'm afraid so.
- Himself - Host: You haven't been toughened by years in a hard profession?
- Lucille Ball: No. I'm very easily hurt.
- Lucille Ball: Yes, it bothers me. But I, too, love Liza. I miss Liza more than he does. But you can't domesticate Liza.