Quotes
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Laurel Lance : Hello, Brett.
Brett Collins : Who the hell are you?
Laurel Lance : I discovered a new talent. I thought you should be the first to hear it.
[she uses her Siren Scream on him]
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Dinah Drake : A stalker from a different Earth. Of course. Why wouldn't there be?
Felicity Smoak : [Laurel looks at her in anger] What?
Dinah Drake : [Laurel stands to leave] Ah. I hope you're not leaving, because I have some good news. We have Brett Collins in custody. And after what you just told me, I'm gonna make sure he stays there for a very long time.
Laurel Lance : But how can you hold him for crimes he committed on another Earth?
Dinah Drake : This scumbag is, unfortunately, our Earth's problem. Beat cop picked him up for public intoxication, and it looks like he has a history of stalking and anti-vigilante violence.
Felicity Smoak : Well, that makes sense. I mean, he would've seen your interview, and you are the former Black Canary, so...
[her phone beeps]
Felicity Smoak : ...and the karma gods must really be on your side, because Cisco just texted that Brett Collins from your Earth died five years ago on his porch from unknown causes.
Laurel Lance : So five minutes ago, I had two Brett problems, and now I have none.
Felicity Smoak : None.
Laurel Lance : Well, thank you. Thank you to the both of you.
Felicity Smoak : It's not so bad having other people back you up, is it?
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Felicity Smoak : I hope you like Malbec.
Laurel Lance : If it's alcohol, I love it.
Felicity Smoak : Good. Well, actually, I don't know your Earth-2 situation. Maybe you shouldn't be drinking?
Laurel Lance : Oh, please. I don't have a problem with alcohol, maybe the first thing I've managed to one-up your Laurel on.
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Laurel Lance : So what's going on?
Felicity Smoak : What do you mean?
Laurel Lance : You told me to meet you here.
Felicity Smoak : Mm-hmm.
Laurel Lance : Usually, there's a reason, like a kidnapping. Or maybe you need help torturing someone again.
Felicity Smoak : I just wanted to celebrate with you after your incredible interview.
Laurel Lance : Oh. Okay.
Felicity Smoak : Quentin would have been really proud of you, the work you've done as a D.A., and the person that you've become. Really.
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Felicity Smoak : What just happened? Who's that guy?
Laurel Lance : I guess not everyone's a fan of the D.A.
Felicity Smoak : [as Laurel leads her out] Okay, but the wine. The wine.
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Laurel Lance : I was hoping to utilize some of your skills to help me with something.
Felicity Smoak : Ooh.
Laurel Lance : Hypothetically...
Felicity Smoak : Okay, let me stop you right there, because we both know that "hypothetically" means that this is definitely happening.
Laurel Lance : I need to know if someone from Earth-2 is here.
Felicity Smoak : Okay. That's not where I thought you were going with that. Is it that guy from the bar? I knew you recognized him. Who is he?
[Laurel is reluctant to say]
Felicity Smoak : The more I know, the more I can help you.
Laurel Lance : Do you remember when I helped you with that whole "torturing the assassin" thing?
Felicity Smoak : Yes.
Laurel Lance : No questions asked?
Felicity Smoak : Vaguely. Okay, fine. I will see what Cisco can dig up, but then we are done playing hypothetical games.
Laurel Lance : Deal. His name is Brett Collins.
Felicity Smoak : You know, one of these days, you are going to realize that you can trust people.
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Laurel Lance : You're still a disgusting drunk. You haven't changed a bit.
Brett Collins : But you have. Look at you, pretending to be reformed, playing make-believe lawyer in those fancy D.A. suits. You're a wolf in sheep's clothing, a wolf that this city needs to be rid of.
Laurel Lance : You should have stayed on Earth-2.
Brett Collins : What the hell is Earth-2?
Laurel Lance : You know, threatening me... that was a bad idea. Then again, your judgment's in a perpetual state of impairment. I should've finished you off the first time, although I doubt anybody would've missed you.
Felicity Smoak : [coming around the corner] Laurel!
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Felicity Smoak : We're leaving, now.
Laurel Lance : You followed me here?
Felicity Smoak : I didn't follow you. I-I-I followed your DNA, which you left on my door handle. It's all part of this new program that I'm working on that tracks genetic material.
Laurel Lance : And here I thought I only had one stalker that I had to worry about.
Felicity Smoak : So you should be flattered, because I only stop people that I like. And now that I've found you, you are going to tell me what is going on.
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Felicity Smoak : Let me breaks this down for you in words that I think that you're going to be able to understand. You are the D.A. You cannot be seen attacking randos outside of a bar!
Laurel Lance : Brett Collins isn't a rando. He's supposed to be dead.
Felicity Smoak : What does that mean? What are you talking about?
Laurel Lance : Collins is the drunk driver who killed my father, okay? I was thirteen. And I spent so many years just dreaming of the ways that I was gonna make him pay. And you know what? I did. When I got my Cry, I tracked him down, and I killed him. Or at least I thought I had killed him, but apparently, he's still alive and-and stalking me on another Earth.
[handing her one of the threatening notes she received]
Laurel Lance : Here.
[seeing her expression]
Laurel Lance : What? What?
Felicity Smoak : It's you haven't had a problem talking about the dozens of other people that you have killed. Um, so why... oh, why keep this one a secret? If someone had killed my dad, I would want revenge, too.
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Laurel Lance : Collins, he caused the accident that killed my father, but he wasn't the reason my father died. He never should've been on the road that day. He was working a lot, which... I hated... but I knew on my birthday that we would be able to celebrate, only he... he showed up without my cake, and I threw a tantrum. So he went back out. That's when Collins drove him off the road. And do you know the last words that I said to my father? The last thing that I said to him was "I hate you." My dad died because of me.
Felicity Smoak : Well, now that you've said it out loud, can you understand how irrational that is?
Laurel Lance : That is exactly the reason I've never told anyone before.
Felicity Smoak : Well, you should've, so that that someone could tell you that it's not your fault. If someone is after you on this Earth or on any other Earth, we are going to get him, whoever they are, together.
