- Shiv Roy: I mean, we have options.
- Kendall Roy: Sure... You could all ask for morphine, so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world where the orchids dance and the company is run by a magical fucking unicorn!
- Roman Roy: Dad made me COO.
- Kendall Roy: I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
- Roman Roy: I think he was.
- Kendall Roy: You? The Chief Operating Officer?
- Roman Roy: Yep.
- Kendall Roy: I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.