- [Mac, Jack, Bozer, Riley, and Matty have just made a deal with Henry, Murdoc's associate, to release Murdoc into Mac and Jack's custody]
- Diane: Could someone tell me what's going on?
- Jack Dalton: We just made a deal with the devil to catch Satan himself. That's what's going on.
- Jack Dalton: Hey, you want to hear something funny?
- Angus MacGyver: Right now?
- Jack Dalton: Of all the reasons I want to live through this, you know the one thing that keeps popping in my little nugget?
- Angus MacGyver: The Cowboys win the Super Bowl?
- Jack Dalton: You'd think so, right? Yeah, but no. It's Diane. I'm kind of ready to see where that might go, you know what I mean?
- Angus MacGyver: That's romantic. But maybe we should, uh, worry about surviving the two world's deadliest killers first, huh?
- Jack Dalton: Who is this guy?
- Angus MacGyver: Friend of yours?
- Murdoc: [offended] We both know I don't have friends!