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I dreaded watching this Jules Jordan video, with good reason as JJ's endlessly copied gonzo innovations (call it glamour gonzo) over the past couple of decades have worn thin. I was right to have trepidations.
JJ made a mint with his Black work horses Lexington Steele and Mandingo in endless videos paired with top femme talent over the years. But adding the guy called Dredd to his talent stable is distressing.
That's because this fellow is not a Judge Dredd cartoon type but merely a tall lug with dreadlocks. His porn credentials consist of a massively oversize cock that, like the original XXX big dickmeister John C. Holmes, never gets erect. So instead of eroticism we are presented with mere spectacle, watching Dredd manually ram the member into willing femme sex workers dressed in typically sexy JJ outfits.
Pussy is no problem, as these are professionals, but of the four unfortunate stars rounded up for volume 3 of this series only Olivia Austin makes any headway in fitting the dick in her mouth. The other gals Nikki Benz, Alexis Fawx and tattooed newcomer Ivy Lebelle at best nibble at the head, unable to deal with the inordinate circumference.
JJ avoids anal sex, undoubtedly saving that for a future edition where the come-on "All Anal" can be blurbed on the DVD liner. Yes, porn fans lo these decades after the art form went from theaters to indoor entertainment ("in the comfort of your own home") still fall for the dumb ads boasting "exclusive IR", "exclusive DP" or "exclusive Squirt". (I made up that last one.)
JJ made a mint with his Black work horses Lexington Steele and Mandingo in endless videos paired with top femme talent over the years. But adding the guy called Dredd to his talent stable is distressing.
That's because this fellow is not a Judge Dredd cartoon type but merely a tall lug with dreadlocks. His porn credentials consist of a massively oversize cock that, like the original XXX big dickmeister John C. Holmes, never gets erect. So instead of eroticism we are presented with mere spectacle, watching Dredd manually ram the member into willing femme sex workers dressed in typically sexy JJ outfits.
Pussy is no problem, as these are professionals, but of the four unfortunate stars rounded up for volume 3 of this series only Olivia Austin makes any headway in fitting the dick in her mouth. The other gals Nikki Benz, Alexis Fawx and tattooed newcomer Ivy Lebelle at best nibble at the head, unable to deal with the inordinate circumference.
JJ avoids anal sex, undoubtedly saving that for a future edition where the come-on "All Anal" can be blurbed on the DVD liner. Yes, porn fans lo these decades after the art form went from theaters to indoor entertainment ("in the comfort of your own home") still fall for the dumb ads boasting "exclusive IR", "exclusive DP" or "exclusive Squirt". (I made up that last one.)
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- lor_
- Feb 6, 2018
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