- Maggie Rening: Who's this?
- Sean McCaffrey: This is Ronald Bartel, the deadliest arsonist since Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
- Ronald Bartel: Moo!
- Brian McCaffrey: Maybe if you bit your tongue every once in a while, your career dissipation light wouldn't be flashing right now.
- Brian McCaffrey: I'm not letting another McCaffrey die!
- Sean McCaffrey: Listen to me. You'll watch two if you don't get out now.