"Take Two" Ex's and Oh's (TV Episode 2018) Poster

(TV Series)

(2018)

Greyston Holt: Dylan

Quotes 

  • Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Can I help you?

    Dylan : Yeah, I'm looking for Sam Swift.

    Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : Whom shall I say is asking?

    Monica : Dylan Wesley. Star of "Legend of Lost Idol", "Lost Idol 2", and "Lost Idol 3".

    Roberto 'Berto' Vasquez : I know. I was playing it cool.

    Monica : You'd think after they lost the idol the first two times, they'd be more careful with it.

  • Sam Swift : There are literally dozens of P.I.s you could go to. Or-or is getting robbed your sick excuse for showing back up in my life?

    Dylan : No, no. Sam, they took my laptop.

    Sam Swift : So?

    Dylan : So... there's something on it. Something private.

    Sam Swift : Private? As in...? That's just not possible.

    Dylan : Sam...

    Sam Swift : No, that's not possible because you told me...

    [hitting him, hard] 

    Sam Swift : ...you deleted it!

  • Eddie Valetik : [pulling Sam off Dylan]  Take it easy there, all right, Mayweather?

    Dylan : Look, Sam, I'm sorry. Okay? I meant to delete it, but I got busy and... well... I missed you.

    Sam Swift : [advancing on him]  I'm gonna kill him, Eddie. I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him and hack up his body. You can help me hack a body, right?

    Eddie Valetik : [restraining her]  Yes, if it comes down to that.

  • Eddie Valetik : I take it we're talking a sex tape.

    Sam Swift : [hitting Dylan]  That he was supposed to delete!

    Eddie Valetik : [restraining her again]  Whoa. Hey. No, no, no.

    Dylan : Look, if that video gets out, it'd be a PR disaster for me.

    Sam Swift : For you? What about for me? It will shred what is left of my reputation.

    Dylan : Why do you think I'm here?

    Sam Swift : [firmly]  Eddie, we're taking the case. We have to get it back.

  • Eddie Valetik : I reached out to my contact at Tabloid Junky. There's good news and bad news. Good news, they don't have the video yet.

    Sam Swift : What's the bad news?

    Eddie Valetik : They're negotiating for it. It's only a matter of hours.

    Dylan : Oh, god. I'm supposed to be shooting a charity PSA in an hour. They'll probably throw me off the board. I gotta call my manager. Brock's gonna kill me. I gotta get in front of this.

    Sam Swift : Get in front of it? You might as well jump in front of a bus. I've got to call my parents and warn them.

    [holding up her phone] 

    Sam Swift : LostIdolLegend?

    Dylan : My guest WiFi.

    Sam Swift : Seriously?

    Dylan : That movie paid for this house.

  • Dylan : I've had tons of guns pointed at me in my movies. You think I'd be more prepared for the real thing.

    Sam Swift : The first time's the hardest.

  • Dylan : The DEA wants to arrest me for being an international heroin trafficker?

    Sam Swift : Well, the good news is we know it's not true.

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