- [Sam has accidentally extinguished their campfire]
- Sam: How about I make it up to you with a bite of these green eggs and ham?
- Guy: No, thank you.
- Sam: Are you sure? They're really good in the dark. The lack of sight truly heightens your other senses.
- [He chews on them loudly]
- Sam: Mmm! Mmm! Those just sound delicious.
- Guy: I would not like them in the dark.
- Narrator: Guy wouldn't admit it, but he did need some hope. And a hope man is helpful, even if he's a dope.
- [Guy watches Sam fiddle around with a mechanical horse]
- Narrator: Guy knew that Thing-a-ma-Bob wouldn't bob. Sam wasn't cut out for this sort of a job.
- [the stone holding up the horse begins to crack]
- Narrator: And if that thing falls, he'll go kasplew-it!
- [Sam hears the stone cracking and is paralysed with terror]
- Sam: Uh-oh.
- [Guy tugs Sam out from under the collapsing structure]
- Guy: [firmly] Step aside and let a master do it.