- Homer Simpson: Um, Ned, I have a confession to make.
- Ned Flanders: Now don't go turning Catholic on me.
- Homer Simpson: I can't. I don't fit in those booths.
- Homer Simpson: If you pray at lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?
- God: Finally, someone who thinks about God.
- Todd Flanders: What are you doing?
- Lisa Simpson: I'm making an art project.
- Todd Flanders: You paint very neatly.
- Lisa Simpson: Thank you.
- Todd Flanders: Pride is a sin.
- Lisa Simpson: [Groans] So is snitching to God, Rod.
- Todd Flanders: I'm Todd, I think.
- Nelson Muntz: [Hands Bart a straw for shooting spitballs] Simpson, take the kill shot.
- Bart Simpson: Why me?
- Nelson Muntz: To prove your loyalty.
- Bart Simpson: My loyalty to what?
- Nelson Muntz: [Holds up a fist menacingly] To peer pressure!
- Bart Simpson: Do people respect God? No, they fear him!
- God: It's never personal, just business.
- [Tosses lightning bolt at house next door]