HBO Presents the Best of Sex Bytes
- Video
- 1997
- 56m
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Jacqueline Lovell
- Self - Exhibitionist
- (as Sara St. James)
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Sex Bytes- If You Pay Extra
"Sex Bytes" was a carbon copy of HBO's "Real Sex," but dressed itself up with a tenuous computer and internet connection. This hour long compilation was a series of stories about fetishes and other strange sexual practices- usually with the participants defending their lifestyle. The first segment deals with sploshing, or combining food and sex. Different free spirits cavort for the camera, covered in different items you normally find at a grocery store. The gang talks about food and meals as foreplay constantly, before one woman is turned into a human banana split. When everyone open their mouths to talk, they don't come off as well as when they open their mouths to eat. One blonde praises her big (facial) cheeks because she can mix a lot of food in her mouth and spit it back out on her lover. Yum-not. The next segment features a woman regaling us with the joys of whipping. This is also a pretty bland episode, and I began to wonder about her reasoning she said preferred whipping to actual sex.
Human sculpting was interesting- a dental worker got the idea to use denture mold plaster on nude bodies in different positions, and making an identical cast of the subjects. A couple are then shown posing for the messy artistic endeavor. Next is the story of the punk rock band Impotent Sea Snakes. These are five guys in drag who invite audience members up on stage to have actual intercourse during the concert. Inhibitions, and fears of sexually transmitted diseases, are shed so people can get groped, fondled, and pierced. The sex part of the show is what brings people in, the music I heard was less than listenable. The public nudity story was the first one that featured any connection between sex and cyberspace. Jacqueline Lovell (using the name Sara St. James) walks around southern California nude, and has a photographer snap pictures for posting on her website. The reactions to her nude rollerblading is pretty funny. She does skydive nude, and the wind velocity's effect on her breasts might be worthy of a university study.
The silliest part of the tape is the one dealing with Sex Magic. Two punkers with haircuts that threaten to be more interesting than anything they say start talking about the spiritual side of sex. These two do not just make love, they leave their bodies and "astral travel in the sexual universe." Throw in laughable talk about the third eye (the one on the forehead) and tantra energy, and this whole segment is a yawnfest. Next up is a swingers' resort in Mexico. It's sad to watch the particpants try to justify their activities by pontificating about how much stronger their relationships are. The best part was watching a mariachi band play while the six take part in some swimming pool passion. The next two segments are short and boring. There is a guy who has a foot fetish, and then another computer themed story talks about Sizzle, an online virtual strip club. Patrons watch the women strip from the comfort of their computers. Cue Candye Kane, a voluptuous woman whose measurements are 54-38-48. Candye seems halfway intelligent, talking about how cybersex can serve to stave off the onslaught of AIDS. She has a cabaret act, and a big fun voice that reminded me of Mama Cass. But then Candye killed any respect I mustered, as I am pretty sure Mama Cass did not bury her face in a man's crotch onstage before taking her top off to play the keyboard with her breasts. In the end, "The Best of Sex Bytes" is softcore porn disguised as serious documentary.
Human sculpting was interesting- a dental worker got the idea to use denture mold plaster on nude bodies in different positions, and making an identical cast of the subjects. A couple are then shown posing for the messy artistic endeavor. Next is the story of the punk rock band Impotent Sea Snakes. These are five guys in drag who invite audience members up on stage to have actual intercourse during the concert. Inhibitions, and fears of sexually transmitted diseases, are shed so people can get groped, fondled, and pierced. The sex part of the show is what brings people in, the music I heard was less than listenable. The public nudity story was the first one that featured any connection between sex and cyberspace. Jacqueline Lovell (using the name Sara St. James) walks around southern California nude, and has a photographer snap pictures for posting on her website. The reactions to her nude rollerblading is pretty funny. She does skydive nude, and the wind velocity's effect on her breasts might be worthy of a university study.
The silliest part of the tape is the one dealing with Sex Magic. Two punkers with haircuts that threaten to be more interesting than anything they say start talking about the spiritual side of sex. These two do not just make love, they leave their bodies and "astral travel in the sexual universe." Throw in laughable talk about the third eye (the one on the forehead) and tantra energy, and this whole segment is a yawnfest. Next up is a swingers' resort in Mexico. It's sad to watch the particpants try to justify their activities by pontificating about how much stronger their relationships are. The best part was watching a mariachi band play while the six take part in some swimming pool passion. The next two segments are short and boring. There is a guy who has a foot fetish, and then another computer themed story talks about Sizzle, an online virtual strip club. Patrons watch the women strip from the comfort of their computers. Cue Candye Kane, a voluptuous woman whose measurements are 54-38-48. Candye seems halfway intelligent, talking about how cybersex can serve to stave off the onslaught of AIDS. She has a cabaret act, and a big fun voice that reminded me of Mama Cass. But then Candye killed any respect I mustered, as I am pretty sure Mama Cass did not bury her face in a man's crotch onstage before taking her top off to play the keyboard with her breasts. In the end, "The Best of Sex Bytes" is softcore porn disguised as serious documentary.
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