Good Newwz (2019)
Akshay Kumar: Varun Batra
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Quotes
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Varun Batra : What's your password ?
Deepti Batra : 00... .
Varun Batra : Yes... .
Deepti Batra : 0000
Varun Batra : What an innovative password !
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Varun Batra : Excuse me !
Receptionist : Yes sir ?
Varun Batra : I have an appointment.
Receptionist : For what, sir ?
Varun Batra : [says quietly] I have to give a sample.
Receptionist : Sorry sir. What do you have an appointment for ?
Varun Batra : Please check my name in your system. That will give you all the information.
Receptionist : Oh... ..you are here to give a semen sample ! Don't feel embarrassed sir, they are all here for the same reason.
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Varun Batra : [looking at Honey Batra and Monika Batra with disdain] What excuse do they have to extend their family line ? They should have just adopted some cats and dogs instead.
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Receptionist : Take this bottle. Please sit in the waiting area.
Varun Batra : Madam, could you please put it in a plastic bag ?
Receptionist : Sir, plastic is banned.
Varun Batra : [pointing towards the plastic bottle] So is this made of iron ?
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Varun Batra : [watching Honey Batra laugh] His laugh makes my whole body shake with disgust. I am dying to punch him.
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Varun Batra : Are you kidding me ? You mean to say that my wife has the sperm of this
[pointing towards Honey Batra]
Varun Batra : Donkey inside her ?