13 Reasons Why (TV Series)

Yeah. I'm the New Girl (2019)

Dylan Minnette: Clay Jensen

Quotes 

• Nora Walker : Clay, my name is Nora Walker.

  Clay Jensen : Yes, I know who you are.

  Nora Walker : Clay, I know Bryce hurt you and some friends of yours. He's done some monstrous things, but he's my son. I don't excuse anything that he's done, but he's my child. And he might be lost, he might be hurt. Do you know anything that might help us find him?

  Clay Jensen : I don't, Mrs. Walker. I'm sorry.

• Clay Jensen : [while Clay gives Ani a tour of the school]  This is the trophy case, and we actually have many more academic decathlon and robotics trophies, but they're kept in the math and science wing, which is in a different building to keep the main student body from being infected by something like actual knowledge. To your left is the classroom of the ironically named Mr. Champion, who stares at girls' breasts while he's talking to them. These are posters for the drama club. We actually have the most low-key drama club anywhere. They're totally not annoying people at all. The drawback being their plays are super boring, but really nice people. Library's out that way. It's a pretty typical library as high school libraries go, which means underfunded and thoroughly devoid of any book that could be remotely controversial. This is my locker, which I sometimes use to stick my head into and scream.

• Clay Jensen : [to Ani as he continues to give her a tour of the school]  They call this the back quad, even though there's no front quad and back quad sounds like "backwad," which sounds either like a wedgie or a roll of fat that shows when your shirt rides up. Football and soccer field down there, baseball field out there. Clearly the nicest parts of the school, because athletes are our heroes and deserving of everything they want, including the ability to sexually assault girls and never suffer any sort of consequences, because why should they? Um, sorry. Cafeteria over there. I bring my lunch. That's not a commentary on the cafeteria food. That's just a nugget from my life.

  Ani Achola : Wow. I've been to, like, five high schools in three years, and that is by far the worst tour I've ever been given. The absolute worst.