- Inspector Gadget: I'm so proud of you, Mr. Wacko. A garden's a wonderful way to contribute to society. In fact, I'm going to summon all of HQ to help you plant your garden of rehabilitation.
- Weed Wacko: [softly] Yes... and then the planters will become the plants...
- Chief Quimby: [on viewscreen] As you may have heard, agent Carl from accounting apprehended MAD's getaway driver, Jacques Crankcase and his crew for the most heinous of all crimes: not wearing their seatbelts.
- Jacques Crankcase: Oh merci, Inspector, but, eh, le flattery will get you nowhere.
- Inspector Gadget: Then it's a good thing this train will get us somewhere. Specifically: to jail.
- Talon: We need to cure that wacko of his love for plants, right? So, all we have to do is fill him with hate again. And who's the best at filling people with hate? Me! So, you in?
- Penny: Hm. Ok, Talon, but once the Weed Wacko hates plants again, the next thing that'll be planted is your butt, in a cel.