Straight Up (I) (2019)

James Scully: Ryder

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• Trent : Pussies are gross. Semen for the win.

  Ryder : Todd doesn't like bodily fluids.

  Trent : [to Todd]  You know pussies have juices, right? They spray at you, like Spider-man.

• [Todd and Rory bring a gift to Ryder's birthday party, containing the receipt in case he wants to return it] 

  Ryder : You know what? I bet I'm gonna love it, because our Todd here has the aesthetic tastes of a well-oiled woman.

  Rory : Uh, where should I put it?

  Ryder : That's what Todd said.

  Rory , Todd : What?

  Ryder : What?

• Meg : Todd, do you like gay sex?

  Ryder : He wouldn't now. He's never had any.

  Meg : What? No. Really?

  Todd : I can't. It makes me think of poop, and I don't like poop - the smell, the image, the sound, the texture. Not that I've ever touched it. Ugh, God, even thinking about poop makes me want to vomit.

  Ryder : Does thinking about vomit make you wanna poo?

  Meg : Okay! No one likes poop!

  Ryder : I could offer an anecdote to the contrary.

• Todd : I think I might not be gay.

  Meg : You're gay.

  Todd : You don't know that.

  Ryder : Todd, your favorite film is "Legally Blonde."

• Ryder : Right, because I'm the asshole in this situation.

  Todd : Well, you are what you eat.