- Adrian Veidt: Anyone who seeks to attain the power of a god must be prevented at all costs from attaining it.
- Laurie Blake: You look stupid in those panties.
- Joe Keene: I'm about to become the most powerful man alive, Laurie. Waving my dick in people's faces is just overkill.
- Seymour: [as Adrian Veidt is reading a newspaper] Hey... you know what you look like?
- Adrian Veidt: No, tell me.
- Seymour: Adrian Veidt; Ozymandias!
- [laughs]
- Seymour: Not exactly, but you could do birthday parties and shit.
- Adrian Veidt: May I ask you what everybody thinks happened to him?
- Seymour: Aw, nobody cares. He ghosted ten years ago, man's old news. But I heard that one day, he just walked into the jungle and never came back. He's living with the animals like Tarzan or some shit.
- Adrian Veidt: That's absurd.
- Seymour: Oh, yeah? So what do you think happened to him?
- Adrian Veidt: He was stranded on a moon of Jupiter, quietly going insane.