Road Meat (1988)

Marshal Black: Hitchhiker, Loon

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• Hitchhiker : It's no crazier now than it was back then, except now they got us all in their damn computers. That was one of Hoover's ideas. He was an alien. Ever get a close look at those beady little eyes and that funny complexion of his? Dead giveaway. Of course, Kennedy found out about it, and they got him. He told Bobby and he told Marilyn Monroe, and they got both of them too. They hypnotized Jackie to do it. Take a good long look at this Zapruder film, why don't ya? It's right there, plain as day, in frame 120. You can see her throwing the gun to the secret service guy. He's an alien too, the guy looks like a fire hydrant.

• Hitchhiker : Then there's this AIDS thing. It ain't no Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, hell no! It's Alien Intelligence Destruct Signal! And you don't get it from sex either, you get it from postage stamps! That's right, they run the stamp companies, and every time you lick one, you're getting a dose of alien biological experiments.