Best of the Worst (TV Series)

Plinketto #7 (2018)

Mike Stoklasa: Self

Quotes 

• [discussing Batman's mobility in the Burton films] 

  Rich Evans : I expect Batman to be a fucking ninja, and he's doing this.

  [Rich mimics his awkward shoulder movements] 

  Macaulay Culkin : That's true.

  Mike Stoklasa : That's true, that's true.

  Macaulay Culkin : [sarcastically]  Good point, Rich!

  Mike Stoklasa : A very good point, Rich.

  [Jay and Mack laugh, Rich raises his hands in the air in frustrated] 

  Rich Evans : You... you and Mike!

  Macaulay Culkin : I'm on the trolley, alright? I'm on the trolley. I'm on the Mike train! Choo-choo!

  Rich Evans : I know Buzz was mean to you, but... why take it out on me?

  Macaulay Culkin : [in a deep voice]  Yes, I will!

• [while watching Home Alone: Taking Back the House; French Stewart walks into a door and the crew reacts with mocking enthusiasm] 

  Rich Evans : Oh.

  [the crew laughs] 

  Josh Davis : Get ready for the rest of the movie, Rich!

  [Mack gets up] 

  Mike Stoklasa : It's just starting!

  Macaulay Culkin : [points at Rich]  You better start laughing!

  [uproarious laughter; Mack sits back down] 

  Shawn DePasquale : This is comedy fucking gold!

  [Mack gets back up] 

  Macaulay Culkin : This is fucking gold right here! John Hughes created these characters, alright? You're disrespecting Mr. John Hughes!

  [sits back down, but keeps staring at Rich] 

  Macaulay Culkin : Every time there's a joke, I'm gonna look at you. I'm gonna look right at you, and point!

  [later, French Stewart and Missi Pyle get hosed by sprinklers, and the crew responds with mock amusement; Mack looks at Rich] 

  Rich Evans : [sarcastically]  A-ha-ha-haaaa! A-haaaa! Haaa-ha-ha! Ha-haaa!