Quotes
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Mike Dugan : Do we have any Pop-Tarts?
Pat Dugan : Eggs won't kill you, pal. The sugar might.
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Pat Dugan : [serving breakfast] Here you go. Can't have my girl going hungry.
Barbara Whitmore : [kissing] Aw, thank you, baby.
Pat Dugan : Sure.
Mike Dugan : Not in front of the children.
Courtney Whitmore : Please.
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Mike Dugan : Hey, uh, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Pat Dugan : Chicken. Why?
Mike Dugan : No, I wanted to bring my buddy Jakim over. Hamburgers are better.
Pat Dugan : Well, you're welcome to bring a friend, but the chicken's already defrosting. You can't win 'em all, buddy.