Young Sheldon (TV Series)
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (2019)
Lance Barber: George Cooper Sr.
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Quotes
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George Cooper Sr. : Alright, see, when you get tackled in your own end zone, the other team gets two points and the ball. That's called a safety.
Missy Cooper : I thought one of the players was a safety.
George Cooper Sr. : Well, that's true too.
Missy Cooper : I'm confused.
George Cooper Sr. : Now you know how I feel when you talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Missy Cooper : What's confusing? Everything you need to know is in the title.
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Sheldon Cooper : Mother?
Mary Cooper : Yes?
Sheldon Cooper : Is it okay if I use a knife to butter my toast, or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it?
Mary Cooper : You can butter your own toast.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh good, you can see the toast too. I was worried I was imagining it.
Mary Cooper : Sheldon...
George Cooper Sr. : Alright, that's enough.
Meemaw : What's going on?
Mary Cooper : Nothing's going on; everything's fine.
Missy Cooper : I'll tell you later.
Sheldon Cooper : My mother believes I'm mentally unstable. And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child, I suppose it's possible.
Mary Cooper : I know you're angry right now, but you will not be disrespectful.
Sheldon Cooper : You know, fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis.
Mary Cooper : Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet!
George Cooper Sr. : I said that's enough! Both of y'all are acting like lunatics?
Missy Cooper : You up to speed?
Meemaw : I think I got it.