| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Memorial Service: Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site. |
| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry: Jealous Rachel orders Ross to cancel his date with her sister. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - The New Best Friend: Jim tries to find Cheryl a new best friend after he sister moves away. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin': Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride: Stan's dog pursues other dogs. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - My Coffee: J.D. finds that he and Kim are surprisingly compatible. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial: A traumatic event at school gives Max chronic nightmares. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - Chain of Command: Cardassians take Picard hostage while he is on a secret mission. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - Our Parents, Ourselves: Frasier arranges a ``chance meeting'' between Martin and Roz's mother (Eva Marie Saint). |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Mothers want men who deny being fathers to take paternity tests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Cheating lovers and devastating secrets. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A man impregnates his girlfriend's cousin; a coffee-shop love triangle. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A 17-year-old mother of two says her boyfriend cheats on her and is verbally abusive. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A man sues his ex-wife for a tax refund and a stolen stimulus check. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Children demonstrate their psychic abilities. |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Helping people who have become addicted to fake hair and nails. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - WWE Week |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - Soaps Week |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: A woman says she was paralyzed by airplane turbulence. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - The Flavin' and the Mavin: Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - FOX-y Lady: Lois is fired from her new job at Fox News. |
| 8:00 PM | The Vampire Diaries - 162 Candles: Stefan is visited by one of his oldest friends; Elena tries to avoid Stefan. |
| 9:00 PM | Supernatural - Changing Channels: Dean and Sam are thrown into an alternate universe by the Trickster. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Ergo, the Booty Call: Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Lottery: The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot. |